With so many expert analysts saying that Israel is terribly isolated, weak and diving headlong into the most catastrophic period of its existence, I thought I would also consult the stars to see what’s in store for our beleaguered one-and-only Jewish state.

Here’s the latest Astropolitical analysis of Israel’s situation.

The State of Israel declared independence on May 14, 1948, making it a Taurus.

So let’s see what the stars are saying:

From September 16th through the 20th, Taurus [Israel] opposes Uranus [The Palestinians] while also clashing with Pluto [Turkey] and Capricorn [Egypt]

When Taurus and Pluto clash, we usually see legal, political, or travel related challenges [Taurus shouldn't travel to Egypt or Turkey, open any new embassies, and stay away from international courts].

The Sun [Netanyahu] visits Virgo [New York] but will be eclipsed by the Moon [Abbas]

Jupiter [America] slows into retrograde backward motion [financial crisis and military depletion], and it continues this until December, so Taurus shouldn’t rely on Jupiter all the time.

Mars [Erdogan] enters Leo [the Mediterranean] in mid-September, clashing with Taurus [Israel], so watch those all-inclusive sea cruises!

Towards the end of September, Mercury [Russia], and Saturn [China] gather in Libra [The United Nations] to support Uranus [The Palestinians] against the Sun [Netanyahu].

So, according to serious astropolitical experts, who asked to remain anonymous because they were not authorized to predict the future on the record, the stars are definitely aligned against Taurus in September, leaving Taurus with only two options:

Get extremely creative, or find another solar system to inhabit.